did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
