physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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