Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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