He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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