Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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