I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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