$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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