there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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