So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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