was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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