Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Holy shit dude........stairs
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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