i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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