____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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