he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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