This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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