I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we made out on top of his cat.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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