At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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