Me too!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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