I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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