How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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