Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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