It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just high enough for therapy.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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