Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i think my cat just said my name.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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