Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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