i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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