You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Do you still have your period?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
did i just pee glitter
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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