grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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