I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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