After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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