The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
try to milk me bitch
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