I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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