He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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