I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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