RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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