Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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