I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
