My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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