LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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