The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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