Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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