I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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