Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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