It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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