can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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