Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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