I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I'm always down for nudity.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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