I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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