i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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