You really coming over, don't trick.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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