i think my mom watched the whole time
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize