I want to stick my p in your. b.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
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there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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