There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Randomize
