so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Alive.
So much puke
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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