This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i believe in u and ur pee
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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