Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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