in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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