I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You're like the curious george of whores
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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